Spain offered their navy in support of the military, but after uproar of laughter came the grim realisation that Europe's military powers were shadows of their former selves. The plan for the British to provide the the bulk of an invasion force was scrapped when it became clear that their military forces consisted primarily of cardboard cut-outs and actors. Realising the plight faced by non-Welsh non-Wiccans of America, the European nations came together to form a plan to liberate Americans from their wirey haired oppressors. Fortunately the English were well-practiced in keeping the Welsh under control - the rebellion was put down with the threat to reintroduce Tom Jones into Wales.
Emboldened by the events across the Atlantic, the people of Wales declared independence from the union, annexing Craggy Island to the newly formed Welsh empire.
Anyone finding themselves to be neither Welsh nor in possession of flimsy new age beliefs fell under the yoke of Welsh Wiccan hegemony. They're not even good enough to appear in the "English, Irishman and a Scotsman" jokes.If they spent less time shagging sheep, they'd have invented a national dish slightly more impressive than cheese on toast.The Welsh suck at adding vowels to their words.The following insulting attitudes were added:
In 1993 a paid upgrade was released to address this issue.
Through many releases the software incorporated additional ethnicities and beliefs, but a software bug caused all statements regarding Welsh Wiccans to be entirely positive and free of bigotry. The rise of the unintelligible new age nutjobs The role of Mavis Beacon was for a brief period during the 1960s played by the actor Alf Garnett the original actress returning to the role in 1965 when Garnett left to star in the popular British documentary Till Death Us Do Part. Mavis Beacon, originally an angry cartoon cowboy, was refined until she became the popular face of racism, and the pornography drought of 1973 saw Mavis Beacon used regularly as a self-love aid. The Mavis Beacon character was shelved for 15 years before being chosen as the public face of Mavis Beacon Teaches Stereotyping. Mavis Beacon was originally devised as a mascot for Wendy's, a chain of hamburger restaurants, but customers overwhelmingly expressed a preference for young red-headed girls. 2 The rise of the unintelligible new age nutjobs.The training managed to successfully reinforce stereotypes of most ethicities and religions consisting of more than one man with voices in his head, but a bug led to the omission of Welsh Wiccans from the software. It was hoped that the release of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing would aid the civil rights movement by encouraging equality in bigotry, but technical issues led to the domination of America by Welsh Wiccans.
The shortened title was due to a lack of fonts sufficiently small enough to render the full title on the tiny boxes that were the norm for the time. The first version shipped in 1957, under the title Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing.
Mavis Beacon Teaches Stereotyping is a series of software-based instructional guides to stereotyping as a prerequisite to racism. This episode was edited by Martin using Ferrite.Mavis Beacon fights discrimination by being equally dickish towards everybody.Įarly versions of the Mavis Beacon character retained subtle elements of her original form. Screw up your investments by yourself and leave us out of it please.